Monday, January 19, 2015

Top Tens - Avengers fight sequences

And here's my second post of the month, just as I promised!  Happy reading, and (on an unrelated note) have a happy MLK Day!




TOP TENS: AVENGERS FIGHT SCENES

Welcome, readers! Here I am again, bringing you another article of my ten best. For this Top Ten retrospective, I present to you another example of the cinema; the difference this time, the countdown revolves around one specific movie from a series of successes that have been dominating the box office in recent years. This series: the Marvel Cinematic Universe!

Beginning with the unexpected smash hit, Iron Man in 2008, the MCU has had blockbuster after blockbuster for over six years, including The Incredible Hulk, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and Guardians of the Galaxy. Each has had it's degree of success, but altogether, the MCU has raised itself up to be the highest-grossing movie franchise in the United States (worldwide, however, Harry Potter is still king). And none of these movies have been quite as enormous or as acclaimed as the culmination of Marvel's first phase of superhero adventures, Marvel's The Avengers.

Featuring masterful performances from an ensemble cast, excellent character interactions, breathtaking visuals, and hard-hitting, brilliantly-crafted action sequences, The Avengers is, in this writer's opinion, nothing short of the greatest superhero movie ever made. I have enjoyed every Marvel movie I've seen thus far, but The Avengers has impressed me the most by far. With that said, in the spirit of the release of the upcoming Phase 2 finale, Avengers: Age of Ultron, and the initiation of Phase 3 with the release of Ant-Man, I have compiled a list of some of my favorite moments in The Avengers and listed them in ascending order of awesomeness.

Specifically, the fight sequences.

As we all know, with no conflict, there is no story. Therefore, the better the conflict, the better the story. The Avengers leaves no shortage of conflict throughout the story, whether it is between the heroes and the villains, among the heroes, inside any individual character, or if it's just Tony Stark “threatening” the Nordic god of mischief. Picking ten and putting them in order hasn't been easy, but it has been enjoyable, and I hope you get the same enjoyment in reading them.



10 – THOR VS. HULK

The two heavy-hitters on the roster clash twice in this movie, and both times have been in action-packed scenes that are a pleasure to watch. The first sees Bruce Banner going ballistic and unleashing the beast on board the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier, with anything and everything in his way suffering his wrath. In an attempt to quell the green behemoth, Thor takes it upon himself to battle the Hulk and restrain him as long as possible. At first, it's a bare-knuckle battle of wills in the hangar, but when reason (and bare fists) are useless for the Odinson, he summons his mighty hammer, Mjolnir, and the real battle begins. The Hulk's ferocious strength and invulnerability make him impossible for S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel, but one scene shows that not even the Incredible Hulk is worthy to lift the great hammer of Thor. The two duke it out for only a few minutes, and the fight is interrupted by the intervention of a hoverjet (which Banner's alter ego promptly turns his rampage towards and destroys—in midair), so there is no clear winner. But for such a short fight in such close quarters that ended in a draw, it was quite the brawl.

The second fight between the two was nothing more than a single punch. In that “fight”, Hulk is the clear winner.


9 – BLACK WIDOW VS. HAWKEYE

Two elite agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., one a genetically-amplified super spy and the other a master archer brainwashed by Loki, head-to-head in the underbelly of the Helicarrier—there's nothing finer in the realm of one-on-one man-to-(wo)man combat. After the Hulk's tantrum ends in him being sent flying out of the air in the wake of a jet explosion, Loki's corrupted men infiltrate the slowly-falling Helicarrier and raise Hell—which the Avengers must somehow stop. While Iron Man and Captain America are busy repairing the Helicarrier, and with Thor and Banner missing in action, Natasha Romanoff takes it upon herself to stop a corrupted Clint Barton in his tracks. The two demonstrate perfect armed and unarmed combat skill, with Widow disarming Hawkeye more than once and Hawkeye matching her move for move, the fight ends with a well-aimed punch in the face for Barton, knocking him cold and freeing his mind from Loki's control. This fight made my list because of its up-close-and-personal nature; Romanoff and Barton are close comrades-in-arms, as explained by Romanoff herself in an earlier scene (which I'll explain later). Their close relationship is reflected in the limited space between them during their skirmish; one scene shows them pressed so close together, the contact seems more appropriate for kissing than fighting. Overall, it's a well-made and symbolic scene with plenty of action.

Oh, to be Jeremy Renner in that scene . . . .


8 – CAPTAIN AMERICA VS. LOKI

This scene is an awesome bout between the pinnacle of human physicality and a godlike warlord with a grudge. While the semi-assembled Avengers try to pinpoint the location of the stolen Tesseract (a major plot point hinted at in Thor and made the center of Captain America: The First Avenger), S.H.I.E.L.D. sends Captain Steve Rogers to Germany to find and apprehend Loki. When the trickster god takes a group of hostages, Rogers steps in to protect them, backed up by Black Widow in a hoverjet. Loki makes the first move in attempting to destroy the jet, Cap retaliates with a well-aimed shield throw, and the battle gets underway. Cap is disarmed early on, but he doesn't let that stop him; he expertly fends off Loki's attacks with his bare hands. He even goes so far as to openly defy the Asgardian's command to kneel. But as strong as Rogers is, Loki keeps up with him, and even gets the upper hand—a split-second before possibly the greatest superhero entrance in the film, courtesy of Iron Man. When Stark arrives and issues an ultimatum, Loki surrenders, so his fight with Cap is inconclusive. Despite that, this is only one example of a battle between the products of science and sorcery, and though not the best (I'll explain why later), it is still a great example at that.


7 – TONY STARK VS. STEVE ROGERS

While not physical in any way, this confrontation deserved a spot on the list simply due to an overload of symbolism. Once the Avengers finally learn what Loki's plan is in being willingly incarcerated, the group attempts to relocate Banner to avoid any potential destructive outbursts from his alter ego. This leads to an argument between Banner, Thor, Rogers, Romanoff, Stark and Nick Fury over the severity of the situation and who is at fault. Rogers and Stark make things particularly personal; Rogers is unimpressed with Stark's brand of “superpowers”, and even less so with the “genius/billionaire/playboy/philanthropist”'s resume. And while Rogers refuses to believe that Stark is hero material, Stark is equally snide with Rogers' attempts to big himself up; as Stark outlines, Rogers was, at one point, a nobody before the super-soldier serum experiments. The argument between the two almost reaches a “schoolyard fight” low when Rogers challenges Stark to put on his armor for a fight. Right when it seems the tension between the two couldn't get any worse, Loki's brainwashed troops arrive, and the plot takes a turn for the worse, forcing Rogers and Stark to put a hold on their own fight and start working together. The argument between Stark and Rogers is symbolic in that each side represents a great point in two sides of history. Steve Rogers, a man from the past, comes from a time in which American heroes were respected, and justice, honor and righteousness were appraised, while Tony Stark, representing the future, has a take on life that is almost as cold and mechanical as the armor he wears—a reflection of his arrogance and self-serving demeanor. No two men could be any more different, and yet, when all is said and done, they band together to do what's right when the chips are down. Opponents in ideals, but comrades in conflict: an impressive and well-written character dynamic.


6 – BLACK WIDOW VS. LOKI

This is another fight that isn't truly classified as a “fight”, but the conflict here is just as strong, maybe even more than the last confrontation on this list. Stark and Rogers begin to believe that Loki is not the only problem they have; they are convinced that Nick Fury is hiding something, and are determined to find out what. Meanwhile, Loki is paid a visit in his cell by Natasha Romanoff, who makes the attempt to interrogate Loki and ascertain the location of the Tesseract—and Hawkeye. Loki is interested in the Black Widow's dark backstory, and she explains her past as a deadly mercenary whom Barton was sent to kill. When Barton instead reformed Romanoff and brought her to S.H.I.E.L.D., their bond began. Loki laughs off Romanoff's sentimentality, seeing her as pathetic for wanting to save Barton as a way of wiping out the “red in her ledger”, and insults her for working for dishonest people willing to murder. Loki gains the psychological upper hand by threatening to force Barton to kill Romanoff violently before Loki himself kills Barton (his appellation for Romanoff, “mewling quim”, is particularly degrading, as it is nothing more than antiquated misogyny). When Romanoff seems broken by Loki's threats, the trickster ends up tricked himself—he lets slip his intentions to use the Hulk to destroy S.H.I.E.L.D. from the inside. With all the information she needs, the Black Widow alerts the others and takes her leave, victorious. Not only is this fight impressive in its psychological nature alone, but it shows the Widow using her duplicitous nature to gain the upper hand over an opponent who doesn't even know he's been had. As powerful and intelligent as Loki is, his greatest weakness here was his arrogance and superiority, leading him to underestimate the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent and come out of this showdown in defeat.

She's good. Very good . . . .


5 – TONY STARK VS. LOKI

WARNING: contains spoilers.

The last verbal battle on this list is probably the best of all of them. With the Avengers scattered and broken after Phil Coulson's 'death', the time to rally together and stop Loki arrives when they find the Tesseract and the location in which Loki intends to begin his invasion. Stark repairs his badly-damaged armor and flies out to his own building, Stark Tower in New York, and is greeted by S.H.I.E.L.D.'s escaped prisoner, Loki. Removing the damaged armor, Stark confronts Loki and offers him a drink—and a set of verbal warnings. With Loki still confident that his inter-dimensional army, the Chitauri, will win him the world, Stark rebuts that the Avengers, “Earth's Mightiest Heroes”, will stop him. Stark accentuates his point with an impressive roll call—a demigod, a super soldier, a man with “breathtaking anger management issues”, and two assassins, all of whom are angry and out for blood. While Loki waves them off as inconsequential (“I have an army.”), Stark snaps back, equally unafraid (“We have a Hulk!”) The war of the words culminates into Loki attempting to use his scepter to manipulate Stark, only to find that it doesn't work—the scepter needs to be pressed against the victim's heart, but because of Stark's chest reactor, the scepter fails. Now angry at last, Loki grabs Stark by the throat and throws him out the window, unaware that Stark had been using his trash-talking as a distraction to prepare a new set of armor for battle. The armor follows Stark out of the top of the tower, equips to him and saves him from the fall, prompting a very brief second round between the tech genius and the god of mischief. Iron Man strikes back hard, but is forced to begin the battle against the arriving Chitauri. At the end of this distraction (which Stark still won, arguably), his return as Iron Man gave him another minor victory. A double-win for Shellhead, in words and in tech—but then, was there ever any doubt?


4 – BLACK WIDOW VS. RUSSIAN MILITARY

Joss Whedon himself states in the director's commentary for The Avengers that, long before this movie came out, he had been eager to write a fight scene involving one combatant tied to a chair. This dream became a reality early in the movie, directly after the title screen; the Black Widow is shown in the middle of a sticky situation involving the Russian military. With two-thirds of the dialogue in full Russian, it explains that Romanoff had infiltrated their midst, only to be given away by outdated information and captured. Tied to a chair and dangled over a two-story shaft, Romanoff is on the verge of having her tongue removed when the soldiers receive a phone call—for Romanoff. Once Coulson, on the other end of the line, threatens them into giving her the phone, Romanoff is reluctant to leave her mission just yet, until Coulson informs her of Barton's defection and the theft of the Tesseract. Bearing this in mind, Romanoff puts Coulson “on hold”, while she gets up and begins deftly beating her captors to a pulp while still tied to the chair. With a series of acrobatic movements that could only be described as what would happen if sex were made into a fight sequence, the Black Widow breaks the chair, frees herself, and single-handedly incapacitates the soldiers, suspending their leader upside-down over the shaft by attaching a chain to his foot. With that, she takes her phone and her shoes and walks away, as if from another mundane day at the office. The fast pace and brilliance of a captive in combat make this seemingly unnecessary scene spectacular and demonstrative of Widow's abilities as a superhero, a spy, and an all-around strong character.

That, and Scarlett Johansson in a low-cut black dress is always a plus . . .


3 – IRON MAN VS. THOR

As I said before, this movie has its share of bouts between human science and the world of sorcery—this fight sequence tops them all. After Loki's surrender in Germany, the jet he is escorted to the Helicarrier in is intercepted by Thor, who breaks in, takes Loki and attempts to interrogate him alone on a cliff. Just as Loki refuses to give the location of the Tesseract, Iron Man interrupts the family reunion, the two engage in mutual trash talking in a dark forest, and the fight begins. While Iron Man gains a few advantages at first, through his beam weapons and gaining power instead of damage from Thor's lightning, Thor counters with superior hand-to-hand combat skills and super-strength that is enough to crush Stark's armor. Both are capable fliers, both have energy projectiles, both have augmented physicality, and both are after the same guy (who is watching the whole thing from the cliff he was left at, with a smile). When Shellhead and the Odinson come close to a draw, the tie is imposed by the arrival of Captain America. Rogers breaks them up and attempts to reason with Thor, who retaliates by slamming Mjolnir down onto Cap's vibranium shield—which quickly proves to be a dumb idea. With that as the obvious signal for the end of the fight, it's sad to know that a clash of two great superheroes, possibly the best one-on-one fight sequence in the whole movie, was a push.

But you know something? It was one hell of a fight!


2 – AVENGERS VS. CHITAURI

WARNING: contains spoilers. 

This is the climax of the film, the moment we as comic book freaks had all been waiting for—the moment when Earth's Mightiest Heroes would take on legions of villains in an epic clash that spreads all over New York City. Iron Man is forced into combat against the arriving Chitauri after his tete-a-tete with Loki, and the device, powered by the Tesseract, that opened the portal between their world and ours, is protected and self-sustaining. In other words, there is nothing left to do but fight them off. Captain America, Hawkeye and the Black Widow take a S.H.I.E.L.D. jet to New York to repel the invaders, and they are shortly joined by Thor and Iron Man. Unable to quell the destruction that is already underway, Cap, Barton and Romanoff perform more rescue and containment than actual combat. And with Iron Man working on finding a weakness in an enormous wormlike carrier, it seems the invasion won't be stopped so easily. Once the group is united, though, is when Banner arrives from his unfortunate plunge, transforms, and stopped the large creature in its tracks with his bare hands. Stark finds a weakness, fires a few charges, and blows the creature in half. Now truly assembled at last, Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Thor Odinson, Natasha Romanoff, and Steve Rogers all prepare for war.

And Loki is only too eager to give it to them.

Cap begins making a plan—containment. He assigns Barton to a rooftop so he can keep his eagle eyes on the entire scene and make calls for the rest of the team. Stark is assigned to make a perimeter, and must reverse or stop the course of anything that gets too far out. Thor is tasked with slowing down any newcomers and reducing their numbers, and Rogers himself keeps Romanoff with him so that they may fight off any and all ground troops. Finally, the Hulk is basically allowed free reign to kill everything he sees—which he accomplishes magnificently.

Where climactic, large-scale battle sequences are concerned, there is nothing finer. Whether it's watching Black Widow hijack a Chitauri air bike, Hawkeye firing arrows into his targets without even aiming, Cap reflecting a laser beam from Iron Man and angling it into incoming enemies, or watching Thor and the Hulk break an enormous carrier creature in half with a large shard of wreckage, no fight sequence could top this monumental clash between good and evil. Even in scenes of desperation, where the Hulk is pinned down by cascades of enemy fire, Hawkeye runs out of arrows, or Cap is jettisoned out of a building by a bomb, the Avengers fight on and never give in. The fight approaches its end when S.H.I.E.L.D. high command deploys an unauthorized nuclear missile strike on New York. This is shortly after Black Widow learns from Dr. Erik Selvig that the machine comes with a failsafe; Loki's scepter is capable of bypassing the machine's defenses and shutting it down. Before they do, though, Iron Man has an idea of a better place for the nuke—the portal. Stark guides the missile away from Manhattan and through the hole, destroying the Chitauri invasion force and stopping their onslaught instantly. Once Shellhead makes it home safely, the heroes have a brief celebration (and plans for shwarma about two blocks away) before confronting Loki. To sum up the aftermath, Thor and Loki use the Tesseract to return home (where the latter awaits judgment for his crimes), Stark begins reconstruction of Stark Tower, S.H.I.E.L.D. addresses the security council's rather stupid decision to obliterate New York, and the so-called 'Avengers' are famous, and infamous, around the world—and if Fury had his way, around every world.

All in all, an incredible battle that led to a victory for the good guys. Nothing could make this movie any better, and no other fight sequence in the film—or in any of the Marvel films—could have been better.

Save for one . . . . .


1 – HULK VS. LOKI

It's not even a real fight. It wasn't meant to be a real fight. It didn't even last very long. But it is HILARIOUS! During the Chitauri invasion, Loki is blown off of his ride by an incoming incendiary arrow from Hawkeye, and lands back on Stark Tower. There, he is quite suddenly confronted by the beast he's been trying to manipulate since being placed in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s midst—the Hulk. The 'other guy' is eager to get his rage on, but Loki brazenly stands up to him, labeling him a “dull creature” who is beneath him. But just as Loki firmly decides not to allow himself to be bullied by the Hulk, the jolly green giant does just that—rather violently. He grabs Loki by the leg and slams him against the floor five times before dropping him, shocked, broken and squealing, amongst a pile of loose flooring. An ordinary man would surely have been reduced to pieces by such brutality, proving that Loki is indeed a god. This does not mean, however, that he is indestructible; the gamma-irradiated titan easily crushes the cocky trickster and walks away without much thought at all. Maybe next time, Loki will think more carefully before inviting the wrath of the Incredible Hulk.

Puny god”, indeed . . .


There is one more fight I'd like to bring up before ending this countdown. It wasn't quite good enough to make my top ten, but it's still worthy of a mention in my book:


Honorable Mention


PHIL COULSON VS. LOKI

WARNING: contains spoilers. 

During Loki's siege on the Helicarrier, courtesy of his brainwashed minions, Loki makes good his escape from his prison cell. Thor, returning from his bout with the Hulk, goes to stop him, only to be tricked—once again—by Loki's illusions, and locked in the cage in Loki's place. Just before the trickster activates the cage's drop mechanism, Phil Coulson orders him (rather politely) to back away. In the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent's hands is a reverse-engineered weapon crafted from the remnants of the Destroyer automaton sent by Loki to kill his brother in Thor. Coulson admits that even he is unaware of its functions. Just before firing the weapon, however, Loki uses his illusory tactics once again to mortally stab Coulson from behind. That's when Loki drops the cage, sending an enraged Thor plummeting 30,000 feet down to Earth. When the Laufeyson leaves, Coulson confidently tells Loki through dying breaths that he will lose. When Loki struggles to find his liability, Coulson informs him of it: “You lack conviction.” Coulson then sends Loki off with a super-heated blast from his weapon, titillated at seeing what it actually does.

While Coulson's death scene is a stir for the emotions (Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. TV show puts a damper on those emotions pretty quickly), it also serves as the catalyst that brings the Avengers together. It even reached Iron Man in such a way that he refers to Coulson by his first name before confronting Loki (something he is averse to doing early on in the movie).


Thank you for joining me on this retrospective. It's been fun running down all of my favorite conflict-heavy moments in one of my favorite movies of all time. I know not everyone is a fan of the superhero genre, and not everyone has intimate knowledge of comic book characters (yeah, I'm a nerd, I get it), but my interests are something I like to share through my writing, and I hope to have caused interest to pique in others. Hopefully in time, too; with Thor: The Dark World and Guardians of the Galaxy knocking around, I'll have to track them down and watch them soon. The release of Avengers: Age of Ultron draws ever nearer!

Thank you again for your time, and for your eyes.




-- J. A. G.

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Disney Villain Rater – Introduction / The Evil Queen

Hello, readers, and welcome to another new segment for the blog!  As I said in my last post, I may be making up for my lax posting dates by posting twice this month, so expect another one in a couple of weeks, at most.  Until then, happy reading!





Disney Villain Rater – Introduction


Hello again, readers! Today, I'd like to show you the fruits of my most recently completed project, one that I've been tinkering with for quite some time, now. Last year, I posted an article about my top favorite Disney movies. In that vein, I present to you readers a personality test of my own design: the Disney Villain Rater! (Patent pending.)

The title is self-explanatory: I will be evaluating the many Disney villains using a specific profiling system. I'll be rating the following traits on a scale of one to ten:

DESIGN – How the character looks and moves, body language, clothing, etc.

PERSONALITY – How the character thinks, acts, speaks, etc.

GOALS – What that character wants to have or do, and the intentions behind their goals.

AMBITION – How much the character wants, how far/low he/she is willing to go.

ABILITIES – What the character can do (magic, intellect, special skills, etc.).

HENCHMEN – Who works for him/her, their effectiveness and character significance.

DEFEAT – How the villain's quest ends (death, prison, reformation, etc.).

VOICE – The voice actor's vocal performance and celeb status.

I will then total the points and calculate the average, final score for the character. I will also award each character an extra three points to the final score if they were powerful enough (or popular enough) to return for another movie. Each article is done chronologically, so we shall begin with the first film in Walt Disney's full-length feature film continuum, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937), as well as the first villain in Disney feature film history:

THE EVIL QUEEN (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)

DESIGN –
For the design of the very first villain in Disney movie history, the animators certainly pulled no punches. The Queen is regal and dignified while maintaining a frightening imperiousness. Wearing the robes of a queen, carrying herself like royalty (even in a blind rage), and even staying disturbingly lovely in her own macabre way, the Queen is a truly menacing presence on screen.

Of course, one cannot forget her sudden, quite contrasting design change halfway into the film. In her desperation to kill Snow White, the Queen transforms herself into an ugly old woman to disguise her looks and finish the job herself. In some ways the witch design is even worse; her malicious intentions are made obvious through the look in her eyes alone. Any disguise that calls for “mummy dust”, “the black of night”, “an old hag's cackle” (fitting), and “a scream of fright”, and requires fanning with “a gust of wind” and mixing with “a thunderbolt” is the recipe for true terror.

To be fair, I'll be rating both designs. As I said, the witch disguise is worse in many ways, but it's the Queen's subtle, yet commanding appearance that makes her really scary. To that end, it is her first form that I'll be giving a higher score to.

DESIGN: 8 (Queen) / 7 (Witch)


PERSONALITY –
To go with her imperious design, the Queen's personality is just as deadly, in both forms. Her jealousy drives her to arrogance and cruelty, and because of her frequent consultations with her Magic Mirror, she is obviously a narcissist. This makes the arguable position that the Queen is a sociopath. In an ironic twist in relation to her design, she adopts an approachable, vulnerable mask in her witch design—which makes her “poor old granny” facade worse than her true form. This proves that she is also manipulative, another sign of sociopathy. That coupled with her lack of conscience, even joy, in killing an innocent woman (who is not only royalty herself, but also her own stepdaughter.), the Queen/Witch is quite a monster, despite her best efforts to be “the fairest one of all”.

PERSONALITY: 8


GOALS –
Sadly, the Queen's evaluation in this article falls short in this section. Her one goal throughout the entire film is to take back her position as the fairest in the land—by killing the titular character. This simple, petty, childish goal is a modern feminist's nightmare; a villain with so much command, ambition, ability and influence wanting nothing more than to be the prettiest girl. Sorry, but nothing to be feared here.

GOALS: 4


AMBITION –
In stark contrast to her high-school-level goals, the Queen is willing to commit murder to achieve them. This is right off the bat, as well, and after the opening “storybook” sequence tells us that her attempts to remain fairest in the land amounted to nothing more than hiding Snow White's loveliness under rags. Needless to say, going from covering up the second place up-and-comer straight to premeditated homicide is a huge leap in ambition. At first, she attempts murder by proxy, but her hired thug, the huntsman, chokes at the last minute. Realizing that the best way to accomplish something correctly is to apply one's own good self, she invokes dark arts to change her appearance to remain incognito. Not only does she successfully carry out the act (sort of) and flee, but she also attempts to kill all seven of the dwarfs as well. Her final scene is ambition gone berserk; she may as well have gone full psychopath in her last moments. Even though she has a ridiculous goal better suited for catwalk models and beauty pageant contestants, her ambition is what sets her apart, and makes her the dreaded antagonist she really is.

AMBITION: 8


ABILITIES –
Being a royal figurehead, the Queen's abilities should only be limited to her money and influence. But, as stated before, she is also manipulative and knows how to get people to do what she wants. All of these things alone make her a villainous force to be reckoned with, but as with many Disney villains, it's not quite enough. The Queen appears to have access to black magic; not only can she use it to change her appearance drastically, but she can also concoct a deadly poison that can be hidden in the most harmless-looking of foods—an apple. She is by no means limited in her ability, only in her creativity. Sadly, that's where she falls flat, as well. However, what she has, she takes full advantage of, and that is more than enough for a high score from me. Not too high, though . . . .

ABILITIES: 7


HENCHMEN –
Another area where the Evil Queen is sorely lacking: her hired help. She has one henchman in the huntsman whom she employs as Snow White's would-be assassin. He has two scenes in the film, six or seven lines altogether, and two jobs to accomplish on the Queen's behalf. He wastes these scenes and lines by not accomplishing either job: kill the princess and bring back her heart in a box. After the huntsman lets Snow White escape, it is heavily implied that he substituted the princess' heart with that of a pig, thereby not only disobeying the Queen, but defying her. After that, he is never seen or mentioned again. Aside from the Magic Mirror (which is neither given orders nor is seen carrying them out, only asked questions) and a crow (which serves as more of a point-of-view reference/weak comic relief than a henchman), this is all the Queen has to carry out her orders. The blundering fool, indeed . . . .

HENCHMEN: 4


DEFEAT –
How this villainess is defeated and her plot foiled is probably the simplest in all of Disney's films, or indeed, in any films: the surely-fatal drop from a significantly high area. However, considering the circumstances surrounding it, the “fatal drop” death scene has been spiced up quite a bit. After they find Snow White dead, the dwarfs chase the Witch to the top of a cliff in a rainstorm. In her bid to kill the dwarfs, the Witch attempts to crush them under a large rock; just before she succeeds, though, a lightning bolt shatters the cliff right out from under her feet, and the Witch plummets to her doom. As if that weren't enough, the rock she attempted to crush the dwarfs with rolls backwards, following her to the bottom of the cliff. The fatal plummet having been overdone in stories long before even Snow White, this certainly is an interesting twist on a classic ending; it was as if nature itself interfered with this psychopath's terror and ended her once and for all. What could seem like a shameless deus ex machina plays out as a chilling, maybe even overdone ending for a chilling villainess.

DEFEAT: 8


VOICE –
The Queen's voice, in both forms, is provided by Lucille La Verne, a stage and screen titan in her own time. In the early days of the industry, Walt Disney spared no expense to have only the best working for him, and this film proves it. La Verne's performance is commanding as the Queen and spine-tingling as the Witch, and the dextrous skill in convincingly providing both voices proves that she earned her reputation as one of the best in the business. The Disney Company as it was then was still in its prime when La Verne died in 1945, but I've got a good feeling that, were she alive today and able to see how so many movies (not just animated, not just Disney, but films of all kinds) took such inspiration from the legendary classic she was a part of, she would be proud.

VOICE: 9


Because there were no sequels to resurrect the Queen (appropriately so), no extra points will be added. As such, we now come to the final phase of the profile: the average score. Taking each individual number and determining the average, we can assess exactly how well the Queen has performed according to the outlined criteria.

COMBINED SCORE: 56 (Queen) / 55 (Witch)

FINAL SCORE: 7 (Queen) / 6.875 (Witch)


Overall, not a bad score for the very first villain in Disney's full-length feature catalogue. While her goals may be juvenile and her goons leave much room for improvement, everything else about the Queen is downright scary. Her imposing presence, her sociopathic behavior, her psychotic drive, and the resources at her disposal leave for little need of the imagination. Fear and duplicity are the Queen's main weapons, and with a villain that dangerous, it's safe to say that her death wasn't quite 'overkill' as much as 'well-deserved'. And with the haunting vocals of character actress legend Lucille La Verne, Snow White's Evil Queen is certainly a villain intent on her own 'happily ever after'.

Thanks for joining me on this rather interesting character profile. Because the next film in Disney chronology is 1940's Pinocchio, there will actually be three villainous profiles to calculate with this test. I hope you'll be willing to join me again for that.

Thank you again for your time, and for your eyes.