Sunday, September 7, 2014

Blue Jeans Samurai #4

After a month-long break, Blue Jeans is back!  Happy reading!

 
Blue Jeans Samurai

#4 – Seeking the Truth! The Mission to Build a Coup!
真実を求めて!クーデターを構築することを使命!

You did WHAT!?!”

General Wesson shook with rage as he paced back and forth in his office, running back his assassin's report in his head. This man was supposed to be the best; FIRENIGHT had employed him many times in the past, not the least of those times being the first extermination of two Omega-Red level traitors. Now, this master hitman had just finished saying that, not only had he failed in killing the jeans-wearing swordsman and his archer friend, but he also left behind an important piece of computer equipment, containing government-sensitive information, and that those two were most likely reading everything in it at this very moment.

I was caught off guard,” the assassin replied gruffly from a shadowy corner, “I didn't know the little bastards would be expecting me. That never happens.”

Well, there's a first time for every-goddamned-thing, now isn't there!?!” Wesson stopped to bellow at him, then resumed his pacing. This was an outrage. This depraved murderer was inches away from stripping Wesson of his title, his dignity—and possibly, his life. The clock was ticking, and it was only a matter of time before the alarm bell would be raised in the form of another call from the Grand Commander, telling him he was fired and due to be executed.

Slowly calming down as much as possible, Wesson's pacing slowed with it, right down to a stop. “All right,” he spoke carefully, “I can still take care of this. If I move quickly, I can exterminate the swordsman and the archer before word of this gets out, and by then, even if Commander Hiltov knows, my success will make it irrelevant. I just have to think of a plan . . .”

And how do you plan to accomplish that without my help?” the assassin grumbled, “You know you need me for this, and you should also know that extra services require extra payment.”

Wesson eyed the assassin with disdain, “I think this fiasco has more than proven that you are not fit for this mission! I will not risk your incompetence getting me shamed by my government!” He resumed thinking, and found a way to resolve the matter, “Well, your foolish blundering has at least done something for us. You've found where the swordsman lives, and you've established a pattern in his comings and goings. I will use that knowledge to corner them both and eliminate them with one swift military action.”

In that case,” the assassin growled, “I deserve at least a fraction of pay. Just because I didn't kill them doesn't mean I didn't do anything helpful. I deserve something for this.”

You deserve nothing, freak!” Wesson thundered, “Now remove yourself from my office before I have you removed!”

There was a brief pause in which neither man moved, but eventually, the assassin picked himself up and made for the door. As his hand touched the handle, though, he stopped and spoke one last time, “Watch yourself from now on, General. Hiltov isn't the only one out for blood.” With that, the door opened, closed roughly, and the assassin was gone.

* * * * *

Three days had gone by since the assassin's attack, and Blue Jeans and Twang were still investigating the contents of his DataPane. They had gone over the details of his targets so many times, they'd memorized the names, stats and pictures of each one, and they were fully aware that the only people on the list that were still living were the two of them. One particular detail that continued to elude Blue Jeans was the nature of his parents' status as traitors to the government. He, like his parents before him, had somehow achieved Omega-Red level threat status, despite not having done anything (or at least recollecting doing anything) to earn it. Blue Jeans could only conclude that his Omega-Red level status had been 'passed down' to him, in a way, by his deceased parents, and that meant that the reason for their status was so potentially enormous, did truly did put the fate of FIRENIGHT in jeopardy.

Neither Blue Jeans nor Twang could figure out what that reason was.

Piece of shit!” Twang yelled as he fumbled with the DataPane for the umpteenth time, “It ain't got nothin'! We've been pulling this damn thing apart for three days! Face it, man, FIRENIGHT just killed your parents for no damn reason!”

Blue Jeans shook his head, “Not possible. I'm convinced that they did something to scare the Grand Commander. Scare him badly. They were a part of something that could shake FIRENIGHT to its very foundation, I'm sure of it. They wouldn't have been Omega-Red level criminals if they weren't.”

Twang scoffed, annoyed “Well, if you found somethin' on this thing that I missed, your ass better talk! There ain't nothin' in these files sayin' why they were in that much trouble!”

Blue Jeans agreed, but it suddenly made sense in a way. “You're right,” he replied calmly, “It doesn't say anything like that in there . . . . . and this is a potentially major detail . . . . something so big, FIRENIGHT had to kill to get it, or keep it, or keep it hidden . . . .”

There was a brief pause, then Twang suddenly understood, “Oh, I get it. This is some monumental shit. Ain't no low-down punk with a gun gon' carry shit like that around with him on a DataPane.”

Exactly,” Blue Jeans agreed again, “That, and it wouldn't make sense for a hitman to require a reason for termination. All an assassin needs to know is who the target is and where they live, not much else. Whatever reason that man was hired to kill us for, not even he knew it. It makes it much easier to keep that secret they want so desperately to keep hidden.”

Twang stroked his thin beard thoughtfully, “Hidden? You sayin' they still got it lyin' around somewhere?”

Not just somewhere,” Blue Jeans replied, “Somewhere important. Somewhere guarded. Somewhere that can serve as the perfect place to lock up FIRENIGHT's deepest, darkest secrets . . .” Blue Jeans then turned to Twang, seeing if he had come up with an idea for such a place. He did not expect such a wide, sly grin to appear on his youthful face.

I think I know the best place to start,” Twang suggested, his devious grin spreading as he spoke, “A few miles outside the border to the DDZ is the local Federal Archives building. FIRENIGHT's got places like that set up in every major city. If we could sneak in and hack the files, we might be able to find out what happened to your mama and daddy.”

Blue Jeans was greatly surprised, not just by the brilliance of this idea, but by the recklessness of it as well. “You know those buildings are outside DDZ borders for a reason,” he answered, “We'd have a hard enough time getting out of Luster Park, let alone getting into a FIRENIGHT Federal Archives Building.”

Twang shrugged, still grinning, “Well, we ain't had a problem stompin' Pistols up until now. If we go in together, they ain't got a chance.”

That's not even the point,” Blue Jeans was calm in the face of his friend's enthusiasm, “Even if we do get outside the borders, two people breaking into a government records building is suicide, even putting it lightly. People who come so much as ten feet away from it have been known to be incarcerated before they can say a word, and known criminals will undoubtedly be torn apart by bullets before they can blink.”

Twang's grin faded, his expression now grimly disapproving, “Oh, I see. When the odds get too high, you give up, right? You must not think your parents were all that important—”

Who said anything about giving up?” Blue Jeans replied quickly, an equally sly grin of his own on display.

Twang's smile returned, “Now that's what I'm talkin' about. So, what's the plan?”

Blue Jeans weighed the situation carefully, but one thing came to mind clearer than anything else. “As I said,” Blue Jeans explained, “two people sneaking in would be suicide. If we had a team to help us, a group of the finest warriors we can find in the DDZs, we could easily fend off the guards at the borders, and with more warriors and a careful plan, we could get into that building with little trouble. We'd have to find fighters that are not just skilled in combat, but also have excellent tactical expertise and can work with the technology of the upper class. Once we have a sufficient group, we can infiltrate the Archives building, and then we'll be able to find out why my parents were killed.”

Twang continued stroking his short stubble thoughtfully, “And I know just the guy to start with. They say he lives out in Stoneford. Nobody in these parts ain't got nothin' on him, 'cept that he can swing an axe like the devil!”

Blue Jeans carefully considered this, and agreed, “Then that's where we'll start. Melee combat isn't your forte, and my sword simply won't be enough. We need strength on our side, and if this axe-user is as powerful as they say, then there's no way we can pass up recruiting him . . .” Blue Jeans suddenly stopped. Faint and distant, noises went off outside the walls of the building. Dull, repetitive sounds that slowly grew in volume, almost sounding like . . .

Feet. Dozens of marching feet.

No, Blue Jeans thought, his heart racing and his hand gripping the sheath of his sword, Impossible. I've kept them off my trail for over five years! There's no way they could've found me. Unless . . .

What's up, man?” Twang interrupted his thoughts, “You hear that, too? Man, them Pistols better not be doin' another raid! They was here two days ago!”

It's not a raid,” Blue Jeans replied, his voice ominously distressed, “I don't know how, but . . . . I think they found us.”

CRASH!

Both Blue Jeans and Twang dove to the floor at the sound of a shattering window, followed by the amplified sounds of bullets being fired. The Pistols were attacking.

What the hell, BJ?!” Twang shouted above the gunfire, “You said these assholes hadn't found you in five years!!”

Blue Jeans kept a tight grip over his sword. “It must have been that assassin!” he yelled back, “He must've gone back to them and told them where I live! That proves they hired him to kill us! Damn it, why did we let him escape?!”

That's something we should be thinkin' about doin', man!” Twang yelled, crawling along the floor to reach his bow, “We can't get out through the front, and they probably got more guys guardin' the back!”

By now, the Pistols had ceased fire, and there was a weighty, ominous pause in which the entire world seemed to go quiet. Blue Jeans and Twang were both startled by the loud, amplified voice of another person whose life they'd spared, “I told you ghetto trash I'd be back!”

Blue Jeans glanced at Twang, and saw the same shocked eyes mirrored back at him through a different face. It was Wesson's voice.

It is useless to try and escape!” Wesson's megaphone carried his voice all throughout the inside of the building, “My men have every entrance to the building guarded, and I have set up a perimeter as far back as Zirconium Terrace! You cannot fight us! Over five-hundred of my troops have blocked you off at every turn! You have no choice but to surrender!”

Blue Jeans could do nothing but snarl at this cowardly act. Across from him, Twang spoke up his disquietude, “That pussy-ass punk motherfucker! When I get hold a' him, I'mma stick an arrow up his ass sideways!”

Calm down, Twang,” Blue Jeans muttered, “If what he says is right, we can't fight them head-on.” Blue Jeans then crawled along the floor, toward the window. He slowly unsheathed his sword, held the blade out horizontally, and lay on his back, angling the blade to see the images reflected in the metal's shiny surface.

He saw Wesson, his smug look of triumph uninhibited by the now-prominent scar over his eye. On either side of him, shoulder-to-shoulder, was a line of ten Pistol soldiers, guns smoking and aimed for another round of fire. Kneeling in front of Wesson and his twenty men was another line of twenty-one Pistols, aiming twenty-one handguns directly into the window.

Damn it!” Blue Jeans muttered, “He has a whole platoon with him! We cannot fight them without getting captured or killed.” He glanced toward the back of the house, “And it would not be wise to try the back door. As you said, they must have more troops stationed there, as well.”

Twang suddenly gained a look of clarity. “Then that means there's only one way to go!” he concluded, gesturing toward the staircase, “Kill the lights, BJ!”

Blue Jeans smiled at Twang's plan, and nodded, “With pleasure.” The swordsman then raised his weapon and threw a horizontal slash at a solitary lamp, the only light in the room. It was severed, and the room fell into darkness.

Nice,” Twang whispered, “Now, I'll keep 'em distracted while we move. I'll give the signal.”

Blue Jeans nodded again as he sheathed his sword, and slunk to the staircase, leading to the next floor. Twang followed behind, slowly pulling three arrows from his quiver. Both were startled by another amplified order from Wesson's megaphone, “This is your final warning! Come out of the building and surrender your weapons, or my men will storm the place and take you by force! You have ten seconds to comply!”

Hurry!” Blue Jeans whispered, urging his companion, “We must leave before they enter!”

Keep your jeans on, man!” Twang hissed back in the cover of the dark. Twang slipped the arrows onto the string, pulled back, and aimed at the broken window. A few feet behind him was a wall that separated the living area from the second floor stairs, the only doorway between occupied by Blue Jeans. Twang took several slow, methodical steps back as he kept the sunlight outside from exposing him, positioned himself close to Blue Jeans and the doorway, and suddenly turned his head towards Blue Jeans. He nodded, the darkness shading his stern features, and fired the arrows out the open window without looking.

One arrow made a distinct CLINK sound as it struck a hanging shard of glass on the way out; a split-second later, the sound of two different Pistols screaming in agony pierced the air. This was followed quickly by Wesson's bellowing commands, “Fire, you idiots, fire!” This was itself followed by the sound of six shots apiece from Wesson's forty-one-man platoon.

By the time they began firing, Blue Jeans and Twang were at the top of the stairs.

Racing across the second floor, the two warriors located another, untouched window in the back of the house, facing the street perpendicular to Mercury Drive. Throwing it open, Twang quickly readied another arrow, this time with a line tied to it. “We need to stay on the rooftops,” Twang said as he pulled the arrow back in his bow, “They ain't gonna think to cut us off up there. Only problem is where we gon' go after that.”

Leave that to me,” Blue Jeans answered quickly, “I know every secret sewer entrance in Luster Park. If what Wesson says is true, he'll have more men waiting for us as far out as Zirconium Terrace. If we can get to cover in the alleys at the corner of East 47th, we might be able to sneak into a breakaway tunnel that leads to the sewers underneath it.”

Twang had fired his grappling arrow by this time, and it had a firm grip in the brick face of the building across from them. “Givin' 'em the slip,” he grinned as he fastened the other end of the line to the windowpane, “I love pullin' tricky shit like that!” Twang then threw his bow over his head and one shoulder, climbed out the window, and hung on tight to the line he'd created, shimmying along with his feet dangling two stories above Tungsten Avenue.

Blue Jeans tightened the line holding his sword to his waist and climbed out after Twang. Behind him, he heard tremendous banging sounds from the first floor; Wesson's men were breaking in. We have to move faster, Blue Jeans thought desperately, They'll be on us in moments!

They both moved faster, using primitive brachiation-style swinging similar to the primates of the jungle. Blue Jeans felt his hands cramp up slightly within the first few minutes, but pushed himself forward. Twang gasped a bit as the rope slipped from one hand, but he recovered and kept moving. Blue Jeans sighed as the edge of the building they approached drew nearer, but just when the two were halfway across the rope, another sound made them both move even faster; the sound of a command from the street below, “There they are! Open fire!”

Now only one-quarter of the way away from the next building, Blue Jeans and Twang both gasped and swayed as they moved, dodging a series of bullets that sped dangerously close to them from the street. Twang cried out as one bullet went whizzing past his ear, and Blue Jeans grunted as he swung to the right, dodging a bullet that ripped a small hole in the leg of his jeans.

Keep moving!” Blue Jeans commanded and dangled by one hand, baring his sword with the other, “I'll provide cover!”

What?!” Twang shouted back, staying on the rope, “How the hell you gonna block bullets with a swo—”

PWAAANG!!!

A bullet ricocheted off the broad side of Blue Jeans' thin blade. The earsplitting noise went off again as Blue Jeans blocked two more bullets, one of which would have struck him between the eyes and killed him instantly had it not been blocked in time.

Ooooooookaaaaaaayy . . .” Twang mumbled, awestruck, “I guess you can . . .” Twang then finally reached the end of the line, grabbed the edge of the building, and hefted himself up and over, taking cover behind it on the rooftop. “But you can't handle those assholes alone,” he added more seriously, and pulled a host of arrows from his quiver, “Not lookin' like that, you can't.” Twang slid the arrows home, pulled back, and let them fly.

At once, the shooting stopped, and Blue Jeans could safely sheath his blade. Two of the five Pistols had been stricken in the arm by Twang's well-aimed projectiles, making them drop their guns. One was shot in the chest, making his breaths come out in desperate, gasping coughs; another was stricken in the head, killing him instantly. The last one's gun was jammed by the arrow fired at him, making it impossible to shoot.

Blue Jeans smiled at Twang's amazing sharpshooting, but wasted no time in meeting the archer on the rooftop. “Impressive work,” he congratulated with heaving breaths, dusting himself off, “Thank you, my friend. Your ingenuity saves us again.”

Sure, man, I know it,” Twang replied smugly, “Now let's jam!”

Right!” Blue Jeans nodded, took up his sword to cut Twang's grapple line, and raced with him across the rooftops.

They ran across the roofs of the buildings alongside Tungsten Avenue until reaching the first intersection at Antimony Boulevard—and another large group of Pistols. Twang quickly deployed another arrow, this one shattering a window in a building a few yards away, in an attempt to distract the group. It seemed to only partially work; five Pistols split from the group to investigate, while the other four stayed to patrol the intersection.

This was their chance. Sending out another grappling arrow aimed lower, toward the street, Twang tied off the loose end of the line to a small smoke stack and readied for Blue Jeans and himself to take to the asphalt again. “Yo, man, we're gonna have trouble sneakin' past on rooftops if they're on every intersection,” Twang whispered, “We gonna have to find the sewers early. Know any good hotspots?”

Hmmm,” Blue Jeans thought as Twang shot two more arrows, slaying two of the remaining Pistols, “There's another cover at the corner of Antimony and Cobalt Road. It's under the streetlamps, so it'll be risky, but if we can get there and get under, it's a straight shot past Zirconium Terrace.”

Caught unawares, the remaining two Pistols in the intersection aimed their weapons toward where they thought their assailant might be. Blue Jeans then swiftly slid down the line, using his sheathed sword, and hit the street. Once his feet touched gravel, the Pistols turned to fire, but their guns dropped before they saw who it was, and their bodies dropped before they could know the difference.

Twang followed quickly down the line on his bow; when he hit ground, he severed the line by shooting another arrow through the high end and making it drop to the ground. “Damn, man,” he complained as he squinted in the new direction they were headed, “You think we can make that? Pistols got the whole goddamned slum covered . . .”

We'll have to hurry,” Blue Jeans assured, “If Wesson's men are spread this thin, we have a chance, even more so if we keep our wits about us. The streetlamps will be on any minute now, but if we steer clear of them, the darkness will give us an advantage. Let's move!” And, beating a hasty retreat, Blue Jeans and Twang raced between the buildings that stood out on Antimony Boulevard. They hid themselves perfectly just as the other Pistols returned from their investigation, and the shadows cast by the buildings in the fading light provided excellent cover just as the Pistols resumed their patrol.

Still slinking through back alleys under the cover of the shadows, the duo slipped to the next street crossing, and arrived at Beryllium Way in little time. Twang let loose another distraction arrow that drummed against the side of an empty dumpster, generating a melancholy sound that split the Pistols up five-to-four once again. This time, though, risk of detection was minimized when Blue Jeans picked up a broken bottle and threw it, shattering it into the street and making the last four Pistols turn away long enough for the two to make their way across Beryllium Way.

Aluminum Road was the next street to be intersected with Antimony Boulevard (often called the “double-A cross” by the locals). This intersection was still four blocks away from their initial target on East 47th Street (called “East Silver” by the locals), thus forcing them underground at Cobalt Road, one block east of Blue Jeans' heroic rescue weeks before. Once again, a patrol of Pistol troops dotted the landscape, and cunning measures had to be taken.

We'd better get to Cobalt soon, man,” Twang complained under his breath, “I'm startin' to run outta arrows, and these suckers are hard to make!”

Calm yourself, my friend,” Blue Jeans muttered, “There's one street left to cross before our destination. Once we hit the sewers there, the tunnels will lead us under Zirconium Terrace and take us straight into Bell DeVeere.”

Bell DeVeere?” Twang replied, a skeptical look in his eye, “The next town over? It's good that we're not movin' into government territory, but Bell DeVeere got some shit goin' on there too. I heard the place is run by a group of assassins, and they don't like intruders!”

We'll have to take that chance!” Blue Jeans whispered back, “If the Pistols are crazy enough to follow us, they'll be under the same pressure to stay alive. We just have to stay—”

Cutting off Blue Jeans' words was powerful beam of white light shining down on the pair. Blue Jeans and Twang looked up to see, not a streetlamp, but a searchlight frozen on their position. It was built on top of a building on the corner of Aluminum Road, where a line of Pistol sharpshooters stood on the edge of the building, aiming their weapons straight at the duo. In the bright beam cast by the searchlight, Blue Jeans could see that the number of Pistol troops patrolling the intersection had tripled almost instantly, aiming their small firearms and ready to fire at the slightest movement.

Blue Jeans' mouth went dry as he finished his sentence with difficulty, “. . . . undercover . . .”

Twang scowled, glancing subtly behind him at the three remaining arrows left in his quiver, “Well . . . . fuck.”

One Pistol, who looked to be slightly higher in rank than the others, stepped forward and muttered into a walkie-talkie, “Affirmative, General. They've arrived, just as you said. We are sweeping the area for sewer openings and setting up guards there as we speak . . . . Understood, General.” He then put away the machine and raised his own service piece, “You are hereby under arrest for high treason against FIRENIGHT! Lay down your weapons and put your hands up! If you do not comply, we will open fire!”

Blue Jeans merely stood still, hand clasped over the sheath of his sword. They were surrounded, unable to run or hide, and Blue Jeans' tunnel network had been compromised. There were too many to fight, and even if there weren't, the Pistols on the roof had the visibility to eliminate them easily. What was worse, Twang was almost out of arrows, and would not be able to last long against them even with Blue Jeans' help. Blue Jeans sighed heavily; after all these years, they'd finally captured him. He'd also led his friend and comrade-in-arms straight into this trap with him. It was pointless to resist any further, but Blue Jeans knew that it would be pointless to surrender, as well. If captured, the only thing left for them both would be execution.

And Blue Jeans' parents would never be avenged.

BZZZZZZ-CRRRSSHHHH!!!

The overhead searchlight suddenly cast a fragmented glare on the street as cracks formed in the glass, then went completely dead, bathing the intersection in sparks before the darkness swept the area again. In the distance, the streetlights each fizzled out one by one as well, and the Pistols began to mumble amongst themselves in a combination of confusion, irritation and panic.

You are interfering in the affairs of FIRENIGHT-sanctioned troops!” the lead Pistol shouted out, “Show yourselves immediately, or we will use deadly force!” Off to their right, Blue Jeans and Twang head the sound of a gasp, then a PLOP as a body hit the asphalt, the obvious signal that whoever was behind this intrusion had no intention of surrendering.

Scatter!” Blue Jeans called, and he and Twang took off into the street, listening and squinting in the dark for their Pistol enemies or this new entity assisting them. As Blue Jeans raced across Aluminum Road, he turned his head up toward the building upon which the sharpshooters were perched, and saw ten shadows, just barely visible, silhouetted against a midnight-blue backdrop of sky. For a few seconds before he turned away, he saw an eleventh shadow slip in amongst them, and three of the shadows disappeared amidst cries of pain. Another, much louder PLOP of human body against asphalt made Blue Jeans shiver unconsciously.

What the hell is this shit!?!” Blue Jeans heard Twang's panic-stricken voice in the dark, “Who's attackin' who around here?!”

Blue Jeans was at a loss for an answer, but suddenly remembered Twang's commentary about a group of assassins that ruled the Bell DeVeere DDZ. The answer was improbable, perhaps fantastical, but the only one within plausibility.

The Uradana no Kunoichi . . .”

Speak up, man!” Twang shouted, his voice moving as he did through the darkness, “You know what's goin' on here?!”

It's the Uradana no Kunoichi!” Blue Jeans shouted back, also maintaining movement, “Remember the sect of assassins you mentioned earlier? This must be them!”

WHAT!?!” Twang replied with a scream of incredulity, “What the hell are they doin' so far out west, then?! And what the hell does that even mean?!”

Blue Jeans was now struggling to hear anything over the sounds of firing guns and gasping Pistols, “It means 'Lady Ninja of the Slums'! My parents talked about them when I was a boy. I don't understand what they're doing in Luster Park, though! I had no idea they were even still active—” Blue Jeans' words were cut off again. Movement. Behind him. The metallic scrape of a sword being drawn quickly, followed by another. Blue Jeans' felt his reflexes fly, unsheathed his own sword, and sparks flew from the parried blow.

CHIIIING!!

The warrior's twin blades, slightly shorter than Blue Jeans' sword, were crossed in an X-shape in front of Blue Jeans, blocked from decapitating the swordsman scissor-style just in time. Blue Jeans took in the presence of the warrior as well as he could; the assassin's black uniform fit over a toned, obviously feminine body (evidenced by the rounded protrusion of breasts in front). Her mask covered all of her face, save a fierce pair of eyes and one lock of dark hair poking down between them from the top of the mask. Her uniform sported sheaths for multiple blades, various equipment that called back to the age of the ninja, and, strangely enough, a short, black, pleated miniskirt.

With only a moment to react, the ninja's swords flew, and Blue Jeans jumped backwards, following their faint reflection in the dim moonlight. The right blade slashed downward diagonally, and Blue Jeans sidestepped it. The left blade made a horizontal swipe, and Blue Jeans ducked just in time. The right blade repeated its twin's attack, making Blue Jeans crouch down low, only to get back up and stand straight when the two blades slashed down vertically on either side of him. The right, followed by the left, made another horizontal cut at him each, and he parried them both with his own blade. Blue Jeans saw the blades make another angled swipe and a left-to-right cut at the same time, and bent backwards, dodging them both in the same motion. Finally, after missing another double-vertical slash by jumping backwards again, Blue Jeans' sword clashed with the ninja's blades again, and both warriors were locked in a power struggle.

Do . . . do Pistols carry swords?” Blue Jeans strained as his blade pushed against hers, “The Pistols . . . . mean to kill us all . . . .we . . . . are not your enemies . . . the archer and I . . . . ”

After only a few more seconds, the ninja pushed off from Blue Jeans, and the two warriors stared each other down. Then at last, a smooth, mid-tone female voice issued from the mask, “. . . . You're right. You're not the target.” Blue Jeans was suddenly aware of a ghoulish silence that penetrated the area as deeply as the darkness, save for one voice; a muffled voice from somewhere in the murky blackness.

This seemed to be the ninja's signal, and she leaped backwards several feet before calling out, “Chimu! Kieru!

Blue Jeans watched as four more shadows leaped nimbly from all sides and converged at their leader's position. At the very second the five shadows were within inches of one another, the leader produced a small object in her hand and threw it to the ground; a massive cloud of smoke burst forward, covering the area even more thoroughly and allowing the five warriors to escape.

Blue Jeans crouched down to avoid the smoke, coughing as it forced its way into his lungs. Resheathing his sword and covering his face in his hands, he looked wildly around to see if Twang was still around, but it was no use. The night was darkening the sky even more, and the smoke brought all possible visibility down to nothing. The only thing that could be seen was another bright light in the distance, this time on the ground, powering its way through the smoke. Blue Jeans quickly leaped for cover in a nearby alley, avoiding the light by hiding amidst a cluster of trash cans.

The smoke was beginning to disperse when the searchlight brightened up the entire intersection, and Blue Jeans saw another Pistol patrol, around fifteen in total and including General Wesson, hauling another searchlight with them, which had its own set of four wheels for easy mobility. When Blue Jeans saw what the light was cast upon, he scanned the area; more than three dozen Pistol troops lie dead in the street, the light reflecting brilliantly off of bright scarlet pools of blood. Blue Jeans studied the scene carefully, hoping not to see Twang's body among the carnage. When it was obvious that the only bodies there were Pistols, Blue Jeans had a new fear; just before the Uradana no Kunoichi disappeared, he'd heard a muffled voice, and deduced that they must have a hostage . . .

Yo, man, you made it!”

Blue Jeans turned at the whispering voice behind him, and saw Twang appear amidst the cans, a little bruised up but otherwise accounted for.

Blue Jeans breathed a heavy sigh of relief, “Thank providence you're alive, my friend. Did you see anything out there?”

Man, that was some messed-up shit!” Twang whispered back, “Last thing I saw before that smoke cloud came up, those crazy females done hog-tied a Pistol and ran off with him! I hate to know where that poor fool is going . . .”

Blue Jeans disagreed. They kidnapped a Pistol? he thought, trying to make sense of the situation, but why? What good would taking a hostage do for them? They had the advantage, and basically nothing to lose. The more Blue Jeans thought about it, though, the more sense it made for another reason. Maybe simply having a hostage wasn't their goal; maybe they absolutely needed a Pistol officer for some reason. It would explain why they needed to travel so far outside their own territory; the Pistols weren't known for attacking other slums nearly as often as Luster Park. But no matter what angle was considered, the question remained: why?

Then something occurred to Blue Jeans. He and Twang were on the hunt for very sensitive information, but were going about it on a much grander scale. Maybe the Uradana no Kunoichi were on the same quest. Ninja never took hostages unless it were absolutely necessary, so was possible that they needed a Pistol (or perhaps any agent of FIRENIGHT) to give them something. Or, maybe, to tell them something. Something highly important . . .

Blue Jeans definitely disagreed. He wanted very much to see where 'that poor fool' was heading.

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 "Search for the ninja women!

Blue Jeans and Twang scour Bell DeVeere for their strange new allies.  The Uradana no Kunoichi are strong warriors, and will surely be an asset to Blue Jeans' mission.  There is only to find them and appeal to them.  But the leader of the group is firmly against the aid of men!  How to appeal to someone so stubborn?  Through battle!

What can Blue Jeans expect from these lady warriors?  Can they be trusted?  And what has become of the disgraced General Smith Wesson . . . . ?


NEXT TIME! Blue Jeans Samurai #5:
Approaching a Potential Ally! The Skirted Ninja!
ポテンシャル味方に近づいて!スカート忍者!

Don't miss it!"